I Got Better Things To Do Tonight Than Die

I Got Better Things To Do Tonight Than Die

Ordering Instructions

Shopping cart will appear in the sidebar on desktop and laptop computers, and at the bottom on smartphones. All orders are taken through Paypal. You may pay with a Paypal account, but you can also pay with a debit or credit card, even without an account. You will receive tracking numbers as soon as they are available, usually within 2-3 business days. All United States sales will have a flat rate of $5.00 shipping, no matter how many items. For international sales, please contact me for rates before purchase. Please note: All sales are FINAL. The only returns accepted are in the case of defective merchandise.



Adult S-XL – $21
XXL – $22
XXXL – $23

Long Sleeve T-Shirts


Adult S-XL – $24
XXL – $25
XXXL – $26

Mouse Pad


Mousepad – $15

Coffee Mug


Coffee Mug – $18